Apologies and other sorry items in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• President Bush apologized to a reporter after joking about his sunglasses. It turns out the reporter wears shades because of a vision disorder. Bush and his staff should start sporting Ray-Bans too, as they completely lack vision.
• A Marine apologized for an Internet video where he sang about killing an Iraqi family. “It’s a song that I made up and it was nothing more than something supposed to be funny,” said the Marine. Military people have a strange sense of humor.
• A new poll shows support for President Bush has risen after the death of terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. No word yet if Bush will produce a music video celebrating the killing.
2 comments:
Ironic the reporter showed more class than the President.
The PERFECT smartass MTLB answer would have been the truth:
"No Mr. President. Because I'm legally blind, I need them."
Crickets chirping, home run, upper deck. Ouch. Game over.
The reporter would have been on every news show.
what an embarrASSment!
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