Saturday, January 27, 2007

Essay 1623


Lessons learned in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• In Yonkers, New York, a teacher was expelled from classes after instructing seventh-grade students to draw male genitalia on the chalkboard. “There was no way we were going to let him be in front of children,” said a school spokesperson. The teacher was leading a lesson on human anatomy and sexuality. One parent actually supported the teacher and declared, “This is biology, it’s anatomy, it’s human sexuality. … They’re in puberty. They’re aware of it on one level or another.” Wonder how the parent will feel when his daughter shows him her homework assignments.

• Los Angeles County failed in its proposal to ban trans fat in restaurants, as the county counsel declared the state has jurisdiction on the matter. It was suggested that the county could create a voluntary program to get restaurants to alter their menus. Right, let’s count on Mickey D’s to comply without legal or physical threats.

• Jacko’s back. The King of Pop has been popping up throughout the U.S. lately, with plans that include a Las Vegas show and more. Jackson has even scheduled a tour in Japan. “My friends and fans in Japan have been so supportive of me and my family for many, many years,” said Jacko. “My fans in Japan helped me achieve historic milestones in the music industry.” Memo to Japan: Hide your male children to prevent Jacko from achieving historic milestones in other areas.

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