Hundreds of news items in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• President Barack Obama is celebrating his 100th day in office. Jackie Chan is celebrating his 100th movie. The duo should produce a Rush Hour sequel to commemorate the milestones.
• Chicago Sun-Times columnist Lewis Lazare reported ad agency Leo Burnett could lose 300 jobs if client Philip Morris makes good on rumored spending cuts. Cigarettes will kill you every time.
• An irate Sears shopper in New York is suing the retailer for $300 million after store managers failed to make good on a price guarantee, refusing to match a competitor’s lower price on a TV set. Sounds like the perfect premise for a reality TV show.
2 comments:
love it! cheers!
Have to adore those frivolous lawsuits. Only in the judicial system does a few bucks difference in TV prices warrant a multi-million dollar lawsuit.
After the case is dismissed, the plaintiff should flogged.
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