Monday, February 14, 2011

8507: Night Stalker Nutcase.


This actual craiglist ad shows there are lots of dim-witted freaks out there. The moron seeks a “nocturnal nude model”—forgetting to specify gender—for indoor and outdoor shoots, stressing safety first in the artistic endeavor. Right. Ask someone to traipse around naked during a Chicago winter. At night. For an “established” photographer who is unwilling to identify himself—despite requiring a photograph from applicants. With no mention of payment. Oh, and the work will not be erotic or sexually driven.

Nocturnal Nude Model

Date: 2011-02-14, 12:04AM CST
Reply to: gigs-b4tra-2213390547@craigslist.org

Need a very uninhibited, creative nude model for late NIGHT photo shoots with an established photographer. Safety first for all shoots but creativity and flexibility a must. Indoor and outdoor shoots. Please put the word NIGHT in the subject reply or add casting to reply. Send a picture that represents what you look like along with your specs.

The shoots will be purely artistic, not erotic or sexually driven.

Thanks.

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