Tuesday, February 15, 2011

8513: Turd Polishers Apply Now.


Hats off to the creator of this actual craigslist ad for displaying honesty. Candidates must be “[a]ble to take vague concepts and turn them into brilliant items.” Or take lemons and make lemonade. Spin straw into gold. Put lipstick on pigs.

CREATIVE GENERALIST

Date: 2011-02-15, 1:56PM CST
Reply to: job-taxbe-2216147320@craigslist.org

North Shore based Premiums Company seeking creative generalist to help with merchandising displays, product development & styling, signage and promotional materials. Adobe CS (AI, PSD & ID) skills required. Flex schedule; 20-40hrs/wk. Must be highly organized and able to work efficiently on multiple projects to meet tight deadlines. Candidate must be creative, artistic, smart, willing to be a team member yet take the lead in design aspects. Able to take vague concepts and turn them into brilliant items. Whether it be products, catalogs, or in-house help. Please send a portfolio (pdf) of past work to the above email address.

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